Tech

His aunt winked at his mom who was standing behind him. Time to have a bit of fun, at a teenager's expense, always even better. Her nephew liked teasing her about being a tech dummy, not knowing a megabyte from a nite light, just barely operating her smartphone, acting like she gets it all.

"You betcha boy, I know practically everything about Bluetooth." Her nephew got sucked right in with intrigue as she continued. "I'm all up on the health issues, and I don't see how there's any debate on it. The dangers seem obvious, the risks are clearly documented with research."

Impressed with her knowledgeable screed, the aunt's nephew was rapt with interest now, as she prepared to set the hook. "Anyway, if you have even a half a brain, you already know: if you got yourself a Blue Tooth, then you waited too damn long to see the dentist! That's gangrene, boy!"

Freshly punk'd by his own aunt, the grumbling teen shook his head, passing his grinning mom on the way out.