Donut

Cousin Barry didnt apply much forethought to his family-famous sayings. "Look, you can sit on a new donut cushion, get a brand new view of life." The folks chuckled, we went back to the Walton's eplsode. Then, the doorbell wrang, setting off the dog.

"Don't answer. It's Bible folks again. Pretend we're on vacation."  Dad was only half-joking, we knew. But mom answered, and it wasn't God calling this time- or maybe it was in a different way. The two officers in blue were quick to first say it was a neighborhood visit, no worries, raising some funds for their Youth Camp.

Dad went to the door to shake some hands, always a big fan of the police. Cousin Barry joined them, "See? Donut cushion!", to everyone's bewilderment.