Outlaw

Born bent, as in crooked, it wasn't a personal thing. Bruce was best at slipping around corners down a pitch black alley, even his own peeps said.

You see him, you don't double-pat your wallet to be sure- he'll just note the right pocket. But, he brought out that caution with his stalking expression, as if he were hunting down the scared moment, and it didn't stand a chance.

Intense, he was, all the time. So that you were tired after he left, each encounter a workout in tension. Don't mention the ladies. Hedonist heathen, Bruce simply treated them like a good steak, but always "appreciating quality", he liked to say.

He'd invite you to blame it all on his sign, Taurus, whatever that meant. But it was just enough to make the outlaw saver types swoon to the challenge.