Bear

After all, it was a good gig. Bear was happy to stick around, so long as the tourists kept coming up to him, and he's not chased off the campground by the hat guys. 

Bear has been here since last summer, wandering out of the wild one day, too hungry to care about roaming far from his hill cave, and too close to the human types. But, bear knew one thing--they had food! Lots of it, and all he had to do was learn to lay about, looking harmless. 

Not a slam-dunk assignment when you're almost eight feet big, but sprawled out on park benches helps to look smaller, and quite innocent. It's a living, bear mused, and it beats foraging about in the forest for boring berries and such. Bear is lucky, and variety, much better.