Lucky

Huh? Entitled? Me? Not really, not when you've always deserved it. Yeah sure, I've heard them all by now, the silly nicknames for my game. Pensioner Pooch, Dowry Dog, Will Wagger, all the jealous losers can go cry in their kibble, what do I care? You'd think I kicked the Old Man's bucket myself, but I had nothing to do with his party life- I didn't even like the mean SOB. But, he sure was generous after the fact, who would have guessed it! So, they can judge me, and I'm still at the matinee show, popping my yummy Jordan Almonds. Can't tell me I'm not living that lucky filet mignon life! Now, sit yourself down over there, and stop all that hard staring, boy! It's rude!